Snippets of May- so far!

• "They looked like my left toenail." Heard when I was taking out the trash.
• I'm reading As I Lay Dying  in English class. The shit is hard but oh-so beautiful and deep.
• I'm also reading Performing Under Pressure. I'll post a review of it at some point on The Young Folks. It's pretty smart, but then again I haven't read too many self-help books.
• Speaking of self-help, I've chosen a shitton of self-help books I want to read in the future.
• Never buy bulk packages of ramen. Just don't do it. 
• Try your best to work ahead. I swear it's worth it. 
• I want to improve myself soooo much.

I QUIT

Not really but honestly, I've quit so many things.
Things I've quit:

• Piano
• Flute
• Running
• Swimming
• Christianity- more on this later

Things I've added this year

• Writing
• Physics

Why did I quit Christianity?

I think it was the gay marriage thing. Honestly, shouldn't any form of love be acceptable? If a God isn't willing to appreciate all forms of love, then honestly He's not going to be my God. 

And then in Exodus, God hardened the Pharoah's heart against Moses. So everything truly is predetermined. I don't really like Calvinism, and it's definitely showing up here.

I know that I should probably still be Christian, but right now, I'm still that all or nothing type of girl. Either a strict Christian or not. If you're Christian and you swear, you might as well not be Christian in my opinion. (I became a friend with a SUPER strict Christian so yeah.)

Note: I support faith of all kinds. I'm not an atheist so much as an alltheist, which is my biggest problem.

What I've done In Real Life

Photos on my Laptop that should be Cherished haha

Right hand rule

Little Things but in multiple directions... aka SNOW

Sometimes it's the little things that can make you feel absolutely miserable.

The Wampires (not a typo)

Created by yours truly.
Ribbet.com is amazing as usual.

This is my interpretation of The Vamps' "Can We Dance."

Which is basically another One Direction before they get famous.

Which is basically mainstream.

Ribbet... no not a frog

Fun with editing. I use Ribbet. It's great, and no this post isn't sponsored. It's just what I've been doing lately. Screw homework. Let's do something real.

We Live in Cities

(rediff.com)


How is your life going? I don't mean academic life. I mean INTELLECTUAL life. Big difference here peeps.

I watched An Education again last night. I didn't realize how cute Danny was until now. It's pretty crazy here. Love, love, love.

LOKI ME (Look at me)

WALKS ONTO EARTH

(multitude of gifs on Tumblr)

GETS KFC

Hey

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,

But here's my blog, so please follow me.

Follow me, call me, email me.
Anything that ends in me because I'm selfish.

Here's some videos now:

Evading sleep & Letters to myself

Teens need 9.5 hours of sleep nightly. 
It's 9:36 right now. 
I should go to bed. 
I used to sleep so much. 
Where is that old soul? 

Dear Valerie, 
I would sincerely appreciate you sleeping more. This way you'll wake up refreshed and ready to conquer the world. In addition, it'll help you to make better choices throughout the day. 

You won't feel tired. You'll have lots of energy to do productive activities and stop being so lazy. 

I hope you take this into consideration. 

I love you. 

Love, Your Body which is main your brain and your heart and the rest of the organs 



Dear Body, 

One. Day. 

Love, Valerie 


Dear Valerie, 

GET. UPSTAIRS. NOW. 

Sincerely, YOUR TIRED BODY.


Now assume blogger got herself upstairs. Good night internet.

Braces

Word of advice: Get braces in elementary school or sixth grade. CAUSE THEY HURT MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY.

Mentally:
You have to walk around and create memories with this device/ head gear/ torture.
You have to stare at your friends with perfect teeth aka no braces.
You have to think about your mistake in not getting braces early.

Physically:
Brush your teeth every time you eat.
Flossing is complicated.
They hurt. Your teeth are sore.
Sorry, no raw apples for you unless you don't listen to your orthodontist like me.

And there goes my love for perfect teeth....

The Proof that Sugar is Evil: Thrillist Link Version

Yes, it's delicious. But it makes you go Crazy.

Yes, with a capital C.

CRAZINESS HUH?

Milkshake mania= sugar =Crazy Crash

Cursive

IS EPIC.

I wish I could write in the 1700s style cursive- so pretty and flawless and perfect. (Although that's overwording because flawless means perfect, but whatever.)

So I have random tendencies. It's okay. It's all good.

We're all good.

End of story.

Hey, Costco Rocks

cause they have supersize EVERYTHING. Which means I can buy EVERYTHING cause it's cheaper! Like bananas. And frozen pineapple. And frozen blueberries. And greek yogurt.

And this epically good sausage.

Plus they have great samples, great return policies, great people, and great everything.

If only they'd sell peanut flour and stuff. Then my life would be perfect.

But their cheese is delicious, so we're all good.

Things Getting Microwaved

It's kinda addicting watching cheese melt in the microwave. And no, it's not just because I love cheese. Okay, so maybe twenty percent of it is.

But the other eighty percent of the time, I hate cheese. So it's okay.

I like cheese in grilled cheese sandwiches and cheesecake and that's about it. It's just so cheesy!
Honestly though. Get a microwave and some cheese.

Put said cheese on plate and put plate in said microwave.

1 minute later= MELTED CHEESE WHICH IS DELICIOUS ON BASICALLY ANYTHING.

There. I just taught you how to perform a life skill you don't need. Scratch that. You need it. You just don't know it yet.

Valerie=trendsetter in odd activities= pretending to be cool= we get the picture.

CHEESE. ON CHEESE. ON CHEESE. ON CHEESE. On a camera. Haha, I suck at jokes.

Faux Gardening

That's a broccoli plant! Too bad it's not mine...

Nomnomnomnom except I don't exactly like broccoli...

And I need spellcheck to spell it

I should be anti-broccoli for Halloween 

Keep on trucking

That's my kind of car.

A July Event

Strategy stealing arguments are clever, yet they are also very accessible as well. 

THIS IS FOR THOSE XKCD FANS (maybe) WHO LIVE (loving is so last year) MATH AND GAME STRATEGY ARGUMENTS.

I did not digress that much.

Yay me.

The monster hasn't been calmed yet (binging).

But I'm getting better.