I'm a selective vegan. Which means I'm a part-time vegan, part-time carnivore.
Which means whenever I eat something that qualifies as vegan (yes bananas, apples, rice, grains, tofu...) I'm a vegan. And if I eat meat or cheese or eggs? Hello carnivorous life!
So hey. I'm a selective vegan.
And don't laugh.
And don't say "Valerie, stop dreaming!"
Oh no... I'm doing.
With selective veganism.
Aka Valerie's average diet.
So hey, you want some vegan food? Come here, to the dark side. We've got some awesome smoothies made with almond milk. Carrie Underwood can drink them too!